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Ip Man 2: Legend of the Grandmaster Subtitles
Rated: R. Hong Kong film star Donnie Yen reprises his role as Ip Man in this semi-autobiographical sequel following the adventures of the grand master of Wing Chun. The Sino-Japanese War has ended, and after defending his people with wushu, Ip escapes the wrath of the Japanese by fleeing to Foshan. Failing to find peace even in his own homeland, Ip relocates his family to Hong Kong in 1949. Once there, Ip begins teaching Wing Chun to a group of pupils that includes Wong Leung Huang Xiao Ming, who soon clashes with Cheng Wei Ki Dennis To. Embarrassed at having been beaten so badly by Wong in a fight, Cheng kidnaps his rival and takes him to a fish market owned by Master Hung Sammo Hung. Blaming Ip for the damage done by Wong, Master Hung demands that the other teacher defeat practitioners of all wushu varieties in the time it takes to burn a single joss stick. Incredibly, Ip meets the challenge, impressing Master Hung, who then gives him permission to open his own wushu school. When Master Hung gives Ip a ticket to the King of Boxing Competition, a friendship is forged between the two former rivals. After a competitor nicknamed Twister is named the winner, he beats Cheng and friends for celebrating with wushu, and claims he can defeat Master Hung with three simple blows. Though Master Hung maintains the upper hand throughout most of the fight, Twister eventually lands a punch that knocks his superior down. In the wake of the fight, tensions between the locals and Westerners begin heating up, and the local superintendent responds by announcing a kung fu competition. When Ip defeats all challengers, including Twister, Wing Chun gains popularity throughout Hong Kong, and the highly respected master begins teaching a young disciple named Bruce Lee, who will bring the art of Chinese wushu to Westerners before dying tragically at the tender age of 32. ~ Jason Buchanan, Rovi

Bottoms Up! Say "Cheers" to Our 10 Favorite Movie Drunks Subtitles
The terms drunk, alcoholic, lush, and, well, boozehound, usually bring with them negative connotations, whispers of he’s got a problem or she needs help and the eventual intervention of family and friends. But not so in Hollywood, where the cinematic tradition of booze-soaked antiheroes has been a staple since Charlie Chaplin brought his classic drunk shtick from the stage to screen in the classic short, One A.M.This week, British bad boy Russell Brand steps into the role made famous by Dudley Moore as Arthur, a rich playboy with just a wee bit of a drinking problem. We figured the timing was perfect to raise our glass and toast our favorite drunks of movie history. ?Read More

So Bad, They?re Brilliant: The Number 23 Subtitles
What happens when a dogcatcher gets so freaky-obsessed about a certain number that it takes over his entire life? Well, if it?s Jim Carrey playing the pooch-snatcher in the deeply demented The Number 23 directed by Joel No Trick Too Cheap Schumacher, what happens is that he starts to see the world in violent, color-saturated fetish-y Frederick?s of Hollywood-meets-Victoria?s-Secret-type fashion shoot flashbacks in which he tries to act all sexed-up, sweaty, tattooed and existential ? often while dragging around a saxophone.Carrey is fatally miscast but, really, whats a star to do in a movie that tries to sell such absurdities as a rough sex-loving hottie called Fabrizia whom he ties to a cheap hotel bed and who urges him, Pretend you have a knife! and another bewigged...Read More

The Deaths of Ian Stone Subtitles
 Released: 03/18/2008   Rated: Rating Pending    | Trailers | Photos  Ian Stone Mike Vogel is just an average guy who has the bad luck of being attacked by a corpse and thrown in front of a speeding train. However, Ian doesnt die. Hes resurrected into a new life thats pretty much the same as his old one, with one big exception: hes killed every day and brought back to life the next. Ians only chance to stop getting horrifically murdered and returned from the dead is to figure out who or what is causing these events to happen.

Roman de Gare Subtitles
 Release: Apr. 25, 2008   Rated: Rating Pending   Details  Judith Ralitzer Fanny Ardant is a writer suffering from a bad case of writers block while trying to come up with her new book. However, she might be able to draw some ideas from her own life when she meets a stranger Dominique Pinon and an abandoned woman Audrey Dana who are both part of a real-life mystery.

Michael Clayton Subtitles
 Released: 02/19/2008   Rated: R - for language including some sexual dialogue   Avg. Score: 5/5     | Trailers | Photos | Reviews  Michael Clayton George Clooney may be a fixer who takes care of a major Manhattan law firms dirtiest work, but that doesnt mean he doesnt have a conscience. Its the bad combination of a divorce, a failed personal business and an insurmountable debt that keeps him doing his job. However, when an angst-riddled attorney Tom Wilkinson threatens to shake up the very foundation of the firm Clayton has devoted his life to, it may just force the fixer to look for a new line of work.

Life Before Her Eyes Subtitles
 Release: Apr. 18, 2008   Rated: R - for violent and disturbing content, language and brief drug use   Details | Trailers  Diana Uma Thurman is a happily married wife and mother, but as the 15th anniversary of a tragic shooting at her high scool approaches, she finds her idyllic life disrupted by bad memories. Mostly, Diana reminisces about her younger self Evan Rachel Wood and the relationship she had with her best friend Maureen Eva Amurri. As Diana thinks back to those dark days leading up to the shooting, she starts to piece together a puzzle of how Maureen may have played a part in the tragedy.

Forgetting Sarah Marshall Subtitles
 Release: Apr. 18, 2008   Rated: Rating Pending   Details | Trailers | Photos  Peter Bretter Jason Segel is the loyal and adoring boyfriend to TV star Sarah Marshall Kristen Bell who has his heart ripped from his chest when she unceremoniously dumps him for a trendy rock star Russell Brand. After wallowing in his own misery for several months, Peter decides to take a trip to Hawaii to cheer himself up. Those dreams are dashed, though, when he finds out Sarah and her boy toy are staying at the same hotel. But things arent so bad once he starts dating one of the resorts hot employees Mila Kunis.

Good Luck Chuck Subtitles
 Released: 01/15/2008   Rated: R - for sequences of strong sexual content including crude dialogue, nudity, language and some drug use   Avg. Score: 0.75/5     | Trailers | Photos | Reviews  Charlie Dane Cook is a single dude who doesnt have any trouble getting women — the problem is keeping them around. After getting intimate with every female he dates, they all eventually move on to find Mr. Right, who never seems to be him. Once his reputation spreads as Good Luck Chuck, every girl in the world tries to sleep with him, which isnt such a bad thing, until he thinks he finds his soul mate Jessica Alba, who is the one person he cant go to bed with or hell risk losing her forever to some other guy.

Superbad Subtitles
 Released: 12/04/2007   Rated: R   Avg. Score: 4.75/5     | Trailers | Photos | Reviews  Seth and Even Jonah Hill, Michael Cera are two high school best friends who are about to graduate and move on to two different colleges. For one final school blowout party, the pair of nerds try to buy alcohol to get some girls drunk who will then hopefully sleep with them.

Badland Subtitles
 Release: Nov. 30, 2007   Rated: R MPAA   Details  Jerry Jamie Draven is a Marine reservist who has served in both Gulf Wars. But when he comes home a second time as a very different person, one haunted by the things he was forced to see overseas. Prone to violent bouts of rage, Jerry keeps his wife Nora Vinessa Shaw and their two children virtual prisoners in their tiny trailer home. When Jerry thinks Nora has betrayed him, his wrath is nothing like she has ever seen before.

P2 Subtitles
 Release: Nov. 9, 2007   Rated: R - for strong violence/gore, terror and language   Details | Trailers | Photos  Angela Bridges Rachel Nichols is such a hard-working young executive that she toils late into the night on Christmas Eve. Eventually taking off so she can get to her familys holiday party at a semi-reasonable hour, Angela makes the lonely walk to her car in her offices parking garage. However, once she gets in the automobile, she cant get it to start, so she gets some help from a security guard on duty, Thomas Wes Bentley. Even he cant get the car going, so he invites Angela to a holiday dinner in his office, which she refuses. Bad move! Thomas has actually been stalking Angela for months, and now hell do anything to make sure she stays with him through the night.

Fred Claus Subtitles
 Release: Nov. 9, 2007   Rated: Rating Pending   Details | Trailers | Photos  Sick of living in his little brothers big, fat, jolly shadow, Fred Claus Vince Vaughn lives a life as a total slacker who makes his living partly as a repo man and mostly by being a thief. When Fred lands in jail, Nicholas Paul Giamatti bails his bad brother out, but only if Fred works off his debt to society at the North Pole making toys, which it turns out isnt such a good plan.