So Bad, They?re Brilliant: The Number 23 Subtitles
What happens when a dogcatcher gets so freaky-obsessed about a certain number that it takes over his entire life? Well, if it?s Jim Carrey playing the pooch-snatcher in the deeply demented The Number 23 directed by Joel No Trick Too Cheap Schumacher, what happens is that he starts to see the world in violent, color-saturated fetish-y Frederick?s of Hollywood-meets-Victoria?s-Secret-type fashion shoot flashbacks in which he tries to act all sexed-up, sweaty, tattooed and existential ? often while dragging around a saxophone.Carrey is fatally miscast but, really, whats a star to do in a movie that tries to sell such absurdities as a rough sex-loving hottie called Fabrizia whom he ties to a cheap hotel bed and who urges him, Pretend you have a knife! and another bewigged...Read More
The Hottie and the Nottie Subtitles
Release: Feb. 8, 2008 Rated: Rating Pending Details Nate Cooper Joel David Moore moves back to Los Angeles to find the girl hes had a crush on ever since he was six-years-old, Cristabel Abbott Paris Hilton. Reconnecting with the love of his life, he finds out that she refuses to go anywhere without her super-homely best friend June Phigg Christine Lakin. Even though Nate tries to fix June up so he can have Cristabel all to himself, he realizes that all guys run from the sight of this unsightly gal. Nates next plan is to give June an extreme makeover, which also uncovers Junes extremely attractive personality.
