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So Bad, They?re Brilliant: The Number 23 Subtitles
What happens when a dogcatcher gets so freaky-obsessed about a certain number that it takes over his entire life? Well, if it?s Jim Carrey playing the pooch-snatcher in the deeply demented The Number 23 directed by Joel No Trick Too Cheap Schumacher, what happens is that he starts to see the world in violent, color-saturated fetish-y Frederick?s of Hollywood-meets-Victoria?s-Secret-type fashion shoot flashbacks in which he tries to act all sexed-up, sweaty, tattooed and existential ? often while dragging around a saxophone.Carrey is fatally miscast but, really, whats a star to do in a movie that tries to sell such absurdities as a rough sex-loving hottie called Fabrizia whom he ties to a cheap hotel bed and who urges him, Pretend you have a knife! and another bewigged...Read More

Spiral Subtitles
 Release: Feb. 8, 2008   Rated: PG-13 - for disturbing behavior, violence, some partial nudity and language   Details | Trailers | Photos  Mason Joel Moore is a socially awkward telemarketer by day and a frustrated artist at night. He only has one friend in the whole world, Berkeley Zachary Levi, who constantly looks out for his reclusive friend. Mason finally does start coming out of his shell when he hits it off with a cute new co-worker, Amber Amber Tamblyn, whom he begins using as a subject of his paintings. However, when his love of art becomes a dangerous obsession, Mason may eventually put down his paint brushes and pick up a knife …

Hatchet Subtitles
 Released: 12/18/2007   Rated: R MPAA   Avg. Score: 3.5/5     | Photos | Reviews  All Ben Joel Moore wants to do is forget about being dumped by his girlfriend. To help him out, his friends take him to Mardi Gras, which isnt any fun because all the skimpily-clad, inebrieated girls running around end up just reminding Ben of his ex. So instead, Ben goes on a haunted bayou tour on a boat full of strangers. And what do you know, the ill-fated ride turns out to be really scary when the passengers are stalked by a maniacal killer Kane Hodder.

The Hottie and the Nottie Subtitles
 Release: Feb. 8, 2008   Rated: Rating Pending   Details  Nate Cooper Joel David Moore moves back to Los Angeles to find the girl hes had a crush on ever since he was six-years-old, Cristabel Abbott Paris Hilton. Reconnecting with the love of his life, he finds out that she refuses to go anywhere without her super-homely best friend June Phigg Christine Lakin. Even though Nate tries to fix June up so he can have Cristabel all to himself, he realizes that all guys run from the sight of this unsightly gal. Nates next plan is to give June an extreme makeover, which also uncovers Junes extremely attractive personality.

Paris, Je T'Aime Subtitles
 Released: 11/13/2007   Rated: R   Avg. Score: 3.33/5     | Trailers | Photos | Reviews  A smorgasbord of acclaimed international directors presents an intimate portrait of one of the most romantic cities in the world: Paris. Each of their short segments will be connected to the next in one of the most unique collaborative films of all time. Some of the directors participating are: Joel and Ethan Coen, Wes Craven, Alfonso Cuarón, Alexander Payne and Gus Van Sant.